All self-care potions are made to order!

Coming Soon: Hair Pomade, Skin Elixir, Liquid Body Wash, Cuticle Balm, Toilet Cleaning Tabs.

Choose a fragrance from the Scent Descriptions page and type in your choice when prompted!

Fun Stuff

Do not fear the witches, fear the ones who hanged them. Bumper sticker.
$5.00
Add To Cart
Evolve, dammit! Bumper sticker.
$5.00
Add To Cart
I love you to the moon and back. The least you could do is go to the store for me. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
He who dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose. -Anne Bronte. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
Drink Laugh Leave. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
Salem 1692 they missed one. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
I'm very busy and important. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
Murphy's law beta tester. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
My wrinkles are from smiling. At dogs. Magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
Too much of a good think can be wonderful. -Mae West. Magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world. -Marilyn Monroe. Magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
Life is like a box of chocolates: Get your own! Magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
I don't believe in humans. Magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later if you want to come by... Magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
If only sarcasm burned calories. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
Thanks for your unsolicited advice. I'm going to keep it right here in the trash. Magnet.
$3.00
Add To Cart
My spirit animal is a fat raccoon trying to get into a dumpster magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
I'm kind of like the onion ring you find in your fries. You didn't know you wanted me until you found me magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
Don't make me throw this magnet at you magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart
This isn't a TV show, you don't have to play the dumb one magnet
$3.00
Add To Cart